Hewhocorrupts

Golden Parachute

Chicago's HEWHOCORRUPTS are the first and only corporate grindcore band. Golden Parachute collects HEWHOCORRUPTS' recorded output since their hit collection The Discographer, including their only full length Ten Steps to Success, the Smell of Money EP, Microeconomics EP, split records with FKS, PHOENIX BODIES, and CHICA X, as well as several unheard tracks from an unfinished second album. More than 20 years ago, Chicago's HEWHOCORRUPTS established itself as the industry leader in the field of corporate grindcore. With members of the board having served prestigious institutions such as KUNGFU RICK and AUTHORITY ABUSE, HEWHOCORRUPTS took the market by storm, blasting their way across the United States and Europe with a slew of releases and a blistering, frequently nude live show. In 2004, The Discographer collected all of their early output in one easily digestible 62 track package. Fast forward 18 years and the legendary 'hardcorporate' band has finally hit the eject button and are cashing in on their legacy with their second epic discography collection. Golden Parachute is the official unofficial sequel to The Discographer, and collects the remainder of their recorded output. This 43 track LP contains 10 digital bonus tracks (all 53 of which appear on the CD version) and collects the entirety of HEWHOCORRUPTS recorded output from their 2003 full length debut Ten Steps to Success to their 2009 final split portfolios with Phoenix Bodies and Chica X.

Price
€ 31.25
Genre
Format
LP - 1 disk
Release date
11-03-2022
Label
Item-nr
555467
EAN
0606822041513
Availability
In stock
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TRACKS

Disk 1

1. CHECKING MIC MARKER 00:57
2. MRS. ANDRETTI'S HUSTLERS 01:00
3. MIC MARKER CHECKED 01:56
4. 16.7 OVERTURE 01:52
5. SHE'S A FIRE ENGINE 02:12
6. LINGUISTIC VIOLATIONS 00:50
7. SAIGON'S STILL KICKIN' 01:30
8. UNLOAD THE WHITE LOAD 01:12
9. THIS IS BEATBOX 01:07
10. CANADA, SHAKESPEARE, CANADA 01:36
11. YOUR MAMA ON THE ROCKS
12. WHOSE BALL BEARINGS NEED GREASIN'?
13. PAIN IN THE TIGHT PANTS
14. FUCK YOU & F THAT
15. GRINDING FOR JESUS
16. THIS IS WHAT WE ARE ALL ABOUT
17. ESTEEMED COLLEAGUES AND ASSOCIATES
18. INTRODUCTORY OFFER
19. WHERE'S THE F'N BALL?
20. JUST SO WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE
21. HANDS OFF MY DOW JONES
22. YOU DROPPED THE BALL
23. THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT
24. LAST OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
25. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW BALLS
26. LIVIN LA VEGAS LOCA
27. SUCK MY CAUCUS
28. SAME SHIT DIFFERENT TOILET
29. MIKE MUIR ON WALL STREET
30. DEREK BLACK'S BODY KARATE
31. SMOKE'N IN THE BOYS ROOM
32. JESUS LUNCHEON
33. SONOFDOG
34. TOMMY CAMARO'S TRUE STORY
35. SUGE KNIGHT IS AT MY BBQ
36. LAST OF THE FINANCIAL STATEMENTS (AUDITED RESULTS)
37. DADDY LIKE
38. IN A FIELD EATING FRITOS
39. GAMESTOP STONKS DESTROYED MY LIFE 00:52
40. AMERITRADE DEEZ NUTS
41. PANDEMIC PARTICLE ACCELERATOR
42. CHIN DIAPERS
43. CORPORATE MADE ME CHANGE MY EMAIL SIGNATURE